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Hello, my name is Mark. If you have lost your way and somehow stumbled on these pages, all I can offer is my sympathies. If, on the other hand, you have purposely (and skillfully too, i must say) managed to hone in on this http:\\ then that can only mean you have at least a fleeting interest in me, my ponderings, or sumptin like dat dare...
...if this is the case, you indeed have my pity.

For the time being, this sight is going to be....anorexic. Now is the time to count your blessings since you will not be led down the garden path and into the thorny outback of my pointless rantings.
(Thank me now)

You are very welcome.
Enjoy.
A dangerous mind, balanced by a soft heart, wrapped up in something that has been described as "A cross between Charles Manson and Jesus Christ" -(former lover). Very deep and capable of astounding intimacy. Extremely intelligent and witty, with a rather skewed perspective driving my sense of humor - "The sword is mightier than an unskinned cat". A recluse, a rogue, the Black Sheep OF the Black Sheep. Interests include Deep thinking and even deeper thinking, as well as the simple pleasures in life- Chess, Ping-Pong, and anything that doesn't entail risk of serious bodily injury. Unfortunately the occupation of Software Engineer precludes me from actually having a life, so all inquiries reguarding my recreational activities are happily answered with the phrase "I program". I am a self-educated high school dropout (very sexy huh). Oh yes- I have recieve many, many compliments on my eyes (which are green). Also, I am a very kind and gentle person (when i'm not aroused) ;).  
Poem for today...(and until im darned good and ready to change it)  
//Copyright 1993 Mark Christian Robbins

Human Beans
___________
When I was young they said Son you'll grow old
and you'll see what I have seen -
Well, none were my Dad and wasn't I glad
to be a human bean.

Then I grew up, no longer a pup
with eyes so sharp and keen -
I met Her one day and we went to a play
my favorite human bean.

Then she was gone - What had gone wrong ?
I never once was mean -
There was no reason why
so I sat down and cried
just like a human bean.


It took a while with a makeshift smile
and I thunk of many things -
But so soon I saw - the best gift of all -
my fellow human beans.

But after some time I changed my mind
Cuz a what I was a seein' -
Folks just like me pretendin' to be
Real Human Beans.


People with guns keepin' those who had none
in a line while they was fleein' -
and names etched in black -
them that didn't come back
cuz they was killed by human be'uns.

Girls who were fair - thier legs in the air
a moanin and a screamin' -
the doctor was there
scrapin with care
gettin' that human be'un.

Don't need a note, or be able to vote
she's callin' 'em as she sees 'em -
later that week she'll find a new geek
she's only a human be'un.

Later he'll call, they'll go to the mall
for two pierces they'll give ya one free -
of couse mom is there - permission to spare
a wonderful human be'un.

So she gives it to him - it's OK for men
of that look she's been a dreamin' -
He offers his ear - of course it's not queer
we're all just human be'uns.

In the back of his car they don't get far
somethin's lost about the meanin' -
next day at school he feels like a fool
cuz his friends are human be'uns.

She's hurtin' too - knows not what to do
stops primpin' and a preenin' -
It doesn't take long before she don't belong
with her friends - the human be'uns.

They go thier own ways and are happy that way
a rompin' and a reamin' -
They make new friends that they understand
who turn out to be human be'uns.

I don't know about you but I'm feelin' blue
'bout the way that thin's are seemin' -
I might be wrong but I don't belong
in a world full of human be'uns.

As a matter of fact with due grace I act
to be the first and only peon -
for these ideals are to high - I'd rather not try
to be counted a human be'un.

If it's alright with you I'll be somethin' new
somethin' with a rhyme and a reason -
cuz I can't stand the shame and won't stand the blame
it takes be'un a human be'un.
 
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